LET THE DEBATING BEGIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SO....
I have joined the opposition to I HIT RABBITS.
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BOY AM I DOOMED. TTT_____TTT *brushes off*
For many reasons:
1)I believe you all are completely ridiculous *takes on the skeptical edge rather than joining in on the fun simply for the following reasons:
A) To create an equal *glances at size of cult* somewhat of an opposition B) To offset world domination of this cult for the safety of America and everyone else that's sane C)Creating a nice debate and a good story (bwahaha!)*
2) Lawyer practice. I'd like to be a lawyer someday... *likes to argue quite a bit*
3)Because I'll FIND proof. I KNOW I will. Yes. Yes, I WILL. (That you're wrong of course). *has found the meaning of life--slap'd--*
4) Because. I think it'll be fun.
<unsuspecting smile of a predator on the loose.
So here are some of my beginning arguments: *ahem* *uses British voice*
--Can bees survive nuclear attacks? I believe not. If anything COCKROACHES are aliens *begins new cult* Correct me if I am wrong.
--What is making the bees go away? *whem* KILLING them? Pollution. US SILLYWITS! (<British) Global warming is the problem, and no, it is not a cover-up for the bees if that's what you're thinking. In fact we have some proof. Just recently, if you've watched the news we've has a hurricane in the Atlantic Ocean. So what, you say? THE NORTH ATLANTIC. And just today, ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE COUNTRY. This is not normal. AT ALL. In fact I speculate that it has never even happened in history. The patterns of the earth are changing due to the upheaval of greenhouse gases. Don't believe me? Well then, if you check the analysis, the earth's average temperature has been the same and the ice-age patterns have as well... UP UNTIL HUMANS EXISTED. Sad isn't it. If anything WE'RE aliens here to destroy the world. Still don't beleive me? Ask Al Gore. Ever since the industrial revolution began (which is made possible by *ahem* CARBON and *ahem* OTHER SUCH un-renewable energy sources, the average temperature has SKYROCKETED. In fact, as of a few years ago, scientists predicted that we'll all be dead in 50 years. Wonderful *claps cheerfully*
--Why are bees so UNHUMANLY intelligent?
Because we're too stupid to figure it out yet.
Science advances. Slowly, but it advances. We used to think worms were born from dirt before biology existed, didn't we? (refer to your biology teacher if you don't remember this story from science class... we learned this by the way)
--Why does honey not spoil? (see above)
THUS/IN CONCLUSION (no need for both, but oh well):
--Bees are NOT aliens or anything different from what we have believed for the past 100-150 years.
NEW ARGUMENTS THAT MAY HAVE COME OF THIS???
--Cockroaches are inhuman, and possibly alien ,with a DNA altered so extremely that we cannot destroy them. This may be the result of either:
A) They are aliens
B) They have been abducted by aliens sometime in the past 100 years (if we can prove that UFOs of the past are not a government cover-up) and have been returned genetically altered. This may be the aliens plan to destroy earth. BY COCKROACH OVER-MANIFESTATION. Because they will never die, eventually we will become extinct and they shall live on. They shall over-run us will sheer numbers. All of this is according the the aliens' plans.
C) We're too stupid to figure it out. *Again*
NOW, I ask for your rebuttal.
Please check any information I have given (As I shall as well) and come up with any other opposing theories. etc.
LET THE DEBATE BEGIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Bwahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!! *evil cackle* asdfjl;asdfjlskdf;las kdf;l kasdj flksd werudnvs si