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Post by Grim Heaper on May 15, 2008 11:23:13 GMT -5
First off, here it is, ..... Bees are aliens!!!!!!!111111!!111one one one
reason 1, Honey never spoils. Ever. Never ever ever times infinity. Isn't that weird? All other foodstuff exp[ires and spoils, but not honey.
reason 2 They way they communicate. So this is really complicated, but when a bee finds flowers, they use different "dances to say where. One dance is sort of a figure eight, and the line where the two circles intersect is the exact angle of the line in the direction the flowers are located. But thats not all folks, the angle is according to the sun. So if the dance gpes on for several hours, which it can, the angle changes as the sun moves. But the thing is, the bees, are inside the hive, so they CAN'T see that SUN!!!
reason 3: According to physics, bees should not be able to fly. But somehow they can fly. Weird huh?
reason 4: The bees are disappearing. Where? To their MOTHERSHIP!!!! this will cause a crash in the honey economy dooming us ALLLLLLLL!!!!!!11111
So there you have it, proof that bees are some celestial being from another planet/galaxy, that are planning to take over the world!!!!!!1111!111
*maniacal laughter*
(the not crazy) Grim Heaper
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Post by Usurper on May 15, 2008 17:45:56 GMT -5
...you make a good point. But i think i read sumwhere that bees are actually created by sum strange cave-being underground. He makes 'em out of clay, then breathes life into them, then sends them out into the world to spy on the pretty aboveground world for him. And whens he's done with them, they just crumble back into clay. So has anyone seen more dirt laying around than usual? and im not kidding, i didnt make this up. i really read about it sumwhere.
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Post by Fufu on May 15, 2008 18:05:43 GMT -5
UP: ... ME: *is lost for a comment about UP* ... and would like to add that these facts really are quite interesting.. DOWN: will remark on why i am still doing this UP, ME, DOWN thing. o:
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Post by Usurper on May 16, 2008 16:21:01 GMT -5
yeah, why ARE you playing the ^>V game when you should be telling us your own thought on the bee conspiracy?
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Post by You on May 22, 2008 16:37:53 GMT -5
josh josh josh yuo silly man
bees were created by the AIDS beetles one night while they were bored...... but they were in spacewhen they did it so i guess they could still be aliens.............
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Post by The Doctor on May 23, 2008 20:47:10 GMT -5
you're all crazy. I want proof.
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Post by You on May 23, 2008 23:45:35 GMT -5
look at bees or ask the AIDS bettles
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Post by The Doctor on May 24, 2008 14:38:53 GMT -5
whats an AIDS beetle? and bees may be aliens
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Post by Gordunk on May 24, 2008 19:03:05 GMT -5
wow
this is quite possibly THE MOST retarded topic i've ever seen
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Post by The Doctor on May 25, 2008 12:30:51 GMT -5
Gordon, you're the most retarded topic I've ever seen
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