Post by Grim Heaper on May 15, 2008 11:23:13 GMT -5
First off, here it is, ..... Bees are aliens!!!!!!!111111!!111one one one
reason 1, Honey never spoils. Ever. Never ever ever times infinity. Isn't that weird? All other foodstuff exp[ires and spoils, but not honey.
reason 2 They way they communicate. So this is really complicated, but when a bee finds flowers, they use different "dances to say where. One dance is sort of a figure eight, and the line where the two circles intersect is the exact angle of the line in the direction the flowers are located. But thats not all folks, the angle is according to the sun. So if the dance gpes on for several hours, which it can, the angle changes as the sun moves. But the thing is, the bees, are inside the hive, so they CAN'T see that SUN!!!
reason 3: According to physics, bees should not be able to fly. But somehow they can fly. Weird huh?
reason 4: The bees are disappearing. Where? To their MOTHERSHIP!!!! this will cause a crash in the honey economy dooming us ALLLLLLLL!!!!!!11111
So there you have it, proof that bees are some celestial being from another planet/galaxy, that are planning to take over the world!!!!!!1111!111
*maniacal laughter*
(the not crazy) Grim Heaper
reason 1, Honey never spoils. Ever. Never ever ever times infinity. Isn't that weird? All other foodstuff exp[ires and spoils, but not honey.
reason 2 They way they communicate. So this is really complicated, but when a bee finds flowers, they use different "dances to say where. One dance is sort of a figure eight, and the line where the two circles intersect is the exact angle of the line in the direction the flowers are located. But thats not all folks, the angle is according to the sun. So if the dance gpes on for several hours, which it can, the angle changes as the sun moves. But the thing is, the bees, are inside the hive, so they CAN'T see that SUN!!!
reason 3: According to physics, bees should not be able to fly. But somehow they can fly. Weird huh?
reason 4: The bees are disappearing. Where? To their MOTHERSHIP!!!! this will cause a crash in the honey economy dooming us ALLLLLLLL!!!!!!11111
So there you have it, proof that bees are some celestial being from another planet/galaxy, that are planning to take over the world!!!!!!1111!111
*maniacal laughter*
(the not crazy) Grim Heaper
