Just to piss you off....lolololol
First off, here it is, ..... Bees are aliens!!!!!!!111111!!111one one one
reason 1, Honey never spoils. Ever. Never ever ever times infinity. Isn't that weird? All other foodstuff exp[ires and spoils, but not honey.
reason 2 They way they communicate. So this is really complicated, but when a bee finds flowers, they use different "dances to say where. One dance is sort of a figure eight, and the line where the two circles intersect is the exact angle of the line in the direction the flowers are located. But thats not all folks, the angle is according to the sun. So if the dance gpes on for several hours, which it can, the angle changes as the sun moves. But the thing is, the bees, are inside the hive, so they CAN'T see that SUN!!!
reason 3: According to physics, bees should not be able to fly. But somehow they can fly. Weird huh?
reason 4: The bees are disappearing. Where? To their MOTHERSHIP!!!! this will cause a crash in the honey economy dooming us ALLLLLLLL!!!!!!11111
So there you have it, proof that bees are some celestial being from another planet/galaxy, that are planning to take over the world!!!!!!1111!111
*maniacal laughter*
(the not crazy) Grim Heaper
i'm sorry josh but
1) Honey and spoilage
Some Website Quote:
""Question - I have been told that raw honey will never spoil because
it is hydroscopic. Yet, there apparently is no such word as hydroscopic.
There is hygroscopic, the tendency to absorb water.
Therefore, why does raw honey not spoil? What chemical properties does it
contain that prevents spoilage?
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The nectar brought to the hive by the bees is about 60% water. The bees
"cure" it to about 18-19% water. At this level of water and with a pH of
3-4, the honey is very stable and can last for literally centuries. (It
was found in Egyptian tombs.) However, it is - as you mention -
hydroscopic. (I believe there is such a word.) If it is left exposed to
the air, it will absorb water from the air. The greater concentration of
water allows yeast (that is found naturally in the environment) to
multiply. A by product of the yeast is alcohol - the honey ferments. If
the correct yeast is present (and naturally occurring yeast is not such)
is produces a drink known as mead. If allowed to ferment naturally, honey
develops an unpalatable taste... though it is still sometimes used in
baking where the alcohol is evaporated from the honey.
The bees prevent the fermentation of the honey by sealing the honey in the
honey comb. When we harvest the honey, we can leave it in the comb or
extract it and seal it in jars, like the shelves of your local grocery store.
Because honey is hydroscopic, it is extends the shelf-life of baked
goods. They are less likely to dry out because the honey absorbs moisture
from the surrounding air. If you want to try this out, bake a batch of
cookies using sugar. Then make a second batch replacing half of the sugar
with honey. To do this you need to reduce the liquids in the recipe by
1/4 cup for each cup of honey (because of the water in the honey...
remember, about 19%) and reduce the cooking temperature by 25
degrees. See which batch survives longer.
If you are interested in knowing more, check out -
honey.com/""
also it WILL spoil eventully.
I'll admit in like 100's of years but yes it WILL spoil.
So #1 debunkt
2) Communication
I’ll admit this is pretty amazing that they can do this, the only other animal that can communicate this sophisticatedly is well......us. Bee's can communicate with dances and sounds (mostly sounds). About the sun thing, the bees OUTSIDE THE HIVE make the symbol thing and the bees in side SEE the sign in the air. It is used to say "hey come here, this is where the flower is!". I don’t know about you, but i think it would be kinda stupid to do that IN the hive don't you?…….
So #2 debunkt
3) Simple, they beat there wings fast, an average of 230 beats per second, and extend them outward to carry loads. oh and you said that it is the laws of physics say they can't. the reason is this: years ago people all thought that bees like and most insects like it have wings that beat at 200 BPS(beats per sec.). and with the unique shape of the body at 200 BPS the bee could not, in fact fly, therefore it is against the laws of physics. But as we know now there wings beat a 230BPS and even though it is a slight difference it means the difference between flight and aliens. BTW even aliens have to obey the laws of physics…..
Thats why there called LAWS!!!!!
LINK
www.livescience.com/animals/060110_bee_fight.html#3-debunkt
4)disappearing bees?
wow josh, I expected better.....
THERE DIEING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
people have known about this for YEARS!
duh......
the DO-DO bird was disappearing
"OHHHHHH that means it’s an alien" (I wish)
I’m sorry josh but that it VARY weak evidence.
After all of this I have one thing to say,
WEAK SAUCE LOLOLOLOLNOTE: i’m only doing this to piss you off. so if you start yelling at me i will laugh at you
;DIt's all in good fun ;D